I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
Reasons why you should date me:
- I’ll make you breakfast.
- You’ll be my breakfast.
so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.
BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT
THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!