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potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

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sideb00b:

In today’s episode of “guess which region I live in”:
I work at a boutique and a girl came in with her mama looking for cowboy boots to wear in a bridal party. When she tried them on, her mama said “Those are perfect and they would look just darlin at church too!”

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

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cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

(via tipslip)

khaleesikun:

man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like

aries: strong :)

taurus: great :)

gemini: fake bitch

cancer: emotional :)

leo: determined :)

virgo: sneaky asshole

libra: smart :)

scorpio: vengeful shitlord

sagittarius: alright :)

capricorn: hardworker :)

aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch

pisces: good :)

(Source: korrakun, via tatehorror)

earthtonataliee:

olafurneal:

myangelshunter:

I was just watching ABC News and they were talking about “Binge” watching TV Shows on Netflix and they explained

"Binge watching is defined as watching at least 3 episodes in one day."

Awww, how cute

I’ve finished entire seasons in a day…

*tumblr collectively laughs*

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men:women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men:it's 8 inches
me:that joke is so overused
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